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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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Aviators™ Take FlightGoing, going, gone!!! Officially licensed Las Vegas Aviators™ MiLB™ sunglasses are here for home run hopefuls & diamond jet-setters. Basking in the glory of a walk-off win? These blue shades with orange gold gradient lenses were built for baseball's greatest moments. Includes custom packaging.
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Bad Case of MeteoroidsThe only thing in this galaxy that looks hot rocking a 'roid donut is Saturn. Accessorize your bad case of meteoroids instead with these limited-edition, translucent black-and-gray cosmos VRG sunnies with chrome reflective lenses. Includes out-of-this-world custom packaging.
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Be Barbie BoldIn the world of Barbie™, imagination has no limit! One minute you’re an astronaut, the next a tennis ace, then suddenly sketching your next runway collection before lunch. Go ahead, be Barbie™ bold and chase your dreams in these limited-edition, vibrant-pink angular cat-eye shades,...
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Beaujolais Nouveau RicheNothing says “taste” like drinking fresh wine while talking about the ‘notes’ you can’t actually taste. Wine connoisseur or not, these translucent purple half-rim sunglasses featuring reflective purple lenses will have you looking full-bodied and bold.
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Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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Best Case ScenarioKeep your goodrs safe and sound with our Best Case Scenario, a zipper-enclosed sunglasses case with a snuggly soft inside lining to keep your shades cozy and protected. Adorned with pink flamingos on a teal tropical background, this case is as stylish as the...
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Best Dystopia EverIn a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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Bevo VisionThese Texas Longhorns sunglasses are the cherry atop your game day look. UT Austin fans, get your horns up and HOOK 'EM in Bevo Vision. These classic OG frames feature a limited-edition design and orange reflective polarized lenses with UV400 protection.
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Big Blue NationThese limited-edition Wildcats sunglasses in Wildcat blue with blue gradient lenses are the official uniform for cheering on Big Blue. Don't get caught without them. Go Big Blue!!! (Warning: May cause extreme school spirit.)
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Big Pajama Llama DramaAttend a slumber party where llamas freeze your undies & write PEN15 on your sleeping face in permanent marker; big pajama llama drama ensues. Dark beige BFG sunnies with amber gradient lenses won't slip or bounce during mandatory pillow fights.
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Black & GoldKick it in style with LAFC sunglasses! Featuring gray-yellow ocean gradient lenses, sleek black and gold frames, and Major League Soccer packaging, these shades are so LA, they've had botox. This is for you, The 3252! Dale, dale, dale...
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Black Cherry BombeYou don’t just go to the pool. YOU make an entrance. Whether you’re lounging in an adorable floatie or soaring mid-air in a full tuck, these glamorous shades are serving up equal parts sugar, style, and spectacle. Climb the ladder. Pause for effect. Whisper...
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Black Tie FabulousSuit up with these black tie-worthy cat-eye sunglasses! Translucent gray frames featuring gradient lenses that add the perfect dash of fabulous to any formal look. After this, going shade-less should officially be considered a fashion felony!!!
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Blast Off, Trash Pandas™3, 2, 1... In these officially licensed Rocket City Trash Pandas™ MiLB™ sunglasses, you're ready to launch at the crack of the bat. With blue frames & black gradient lenses, rep Rocket City with the power & force of a game-winning grand slam...BLAST OFF!!!...
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Blood Moon BarbecueBlood Moon Barbecue sunnies light up your look with dark red Grand G frames and black gradient lenses. Whether you’ve got a big noggin or just like to live large, these shades bring heat without burning your eyes. No slip, no bounce, all confidence....
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Blue LagoonThese Blue Lagoon officially licensed sunglasses dazzle and delight! With frames featuring breezy blue hues (say that three times fast), blue reflective lenses, and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these sunnies were made for lounging, floating, and picturing yourself living your best island life....
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Blue Moon's Made of Bleu CheeseDecades of cover-ups have tried to hide that the moon is made of blue cheese. These limited-edition glow-in-the-dark Moon Gs shine a light on the great space race conspiracy. It was never about who landed on the moon first; it was about getting 1st...
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Blue Raspberry Slush Fund"I've been framed!" you cry, your electric blue fingertips clinging desperately to the edge of your cubicle. In a desperate ploy, you grab your head and pretend to have a spontaneous ice cream headache, hoping the authorities will take pity on you. How did...
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Bodda Getta, Bodda GettaBodda Getta, Bodda Getta! If you know Auburn University's iconic chant, you'll love these white & navy frames with amber polarized lenses. Protect your War Eagle vision during wild tailgate parties & intense staredowns with rival fans.
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