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Hellhound HallucinationsWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
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Hooked on OnyxAll black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot.
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Hoosier Nation™We see you, Indiana University®! These red and white sunglasses with black non-reflective polarized lenses are perfect for representing the Hoosier Nation™ everywhere you go. Games. Restaurants. The office, where you've already been reprimanded twice for screaming "Go IU!!!" Everywhere.
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How 'Bout Them Dawgs®Level up your game-day fit with How 'Bout Them Dawgs®, featuring University of Georgia's signature black & red. These polarized shades won't slip or bounce while you chant, "Go Dawgs! Sic 'Em! Woof, Woof, Woof!" Even Uga will give you a high-paw.
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Husky™ HowlersAWOOOOO– Calling all Washington Huskies fans!!! Celebrate your love for the pack with these Husky™ Howlers sunnies!!! These gold and purple sunglasses in our classic OG frame style are the perfect accent to your gameday getup to help cheer on your beloved Huskies. Let...
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Hygge and Seek in CopenhagenThe vibrant harbor. The bike-friendly city. The cozy, comfy vibe. Danes call it "hygge." Americans call it "what you just said." Get lost in Denmark with the perfect limited-edition sunglasses. Translucent multicolor Nyhavn-inspired Retro G frames. Black gradient lenses. Custom packaging with passport stickers....
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I HAVE THE POWER!The power of Grayskull is in your hands with these limited-edition shades! Forged in a red-and-yellow Sword of Power design with gold reflective lenses, these limited-edition sunnies come with custom packaging, too! Perfect for the brave warriors of Eternia!
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I Have These on Vinyl, TooRound green sunglasses with sleek polarized lenses and UV400 protection for active hipsters. Vintage-inspired design with a special grip frame that stays put no matter how hard you sway at that indie show. Plus, gradient lenses mask eye-rolls when surrounded by normie sheeple.
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I Have Venus EnvySure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens.
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I Pickled These MyselfRound teal sunglasses with purple polarized lenses that we pickled especially for you. Your body is a temple. Don’t settle for big-box canned shades. No slip, no bounce frames that stay put even if you sweat. UV400 protection keeps your precious peepers safe and...
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I Survived Heartbreak HillHowahyah, Boston?! Crush hills & hahhts in these limited-edition shades inspired by the most notorious marathon incline. These blue sunnies feature a geometric pattern & blue reflective lenses so everyone will know you're wicked good at runnin'!!!
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I'm Wearing Burgundy?These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
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Iced By YetisWhite and blue yeti-approved polarized active shades that cut down on snow glare and won’t slip or bounce as you sprint for your life. UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe too. Why did a yeti approve them if it helps you escape? They...
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Iconic Since 1959What started as a revolutionary idea, a doll that inspired girls to explore their limitless potential, has become so much more. Since her launch in 1959, Barbie™ has inspired generations to dream big and live joyfully. Perfect for whatever fashionable adventure you can imagine,...
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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In Heavy RotationBig, bold, and born to headline. These translucent gray Fly Gs with sleek gray gradient lenses are the ultimate flat-top flex. Whether you're dodging paparazzi or just feelin’ yourself at the coffee shop, these oversized stunners stay in heavy rotation—for obvious reasons.
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In My Cosmic EraExplore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...
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In My Periwinkle PrimeWe don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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Incognito Plant ParentAre plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
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