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Influencers Pay DoubleInfluencers Pay Double
Influencers Pay Double
Round pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.
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Hellhound HallucinationsHellhound Hallucinations
Hellhound Hallucinations
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
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Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package
Add the Chrome Package
These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
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  • Fashion Week Drop OutFashion Week Drop Out
    Fashion Week Drop Out
    Fashion Week, smashion week. Who needs it? Obviously, not YOU. You're far too cutting-edge. Too avant-garde. A fashion revolutionary, if you will. Just like these black wide-fit, oversized flat-top sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses.
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  • Eternally in Turbo ModeEternally in Turbo Mode
    Eternally in Turbo Mode
    Can't stop, can't stop, can't stop...won't stop!!! Allocate maximum resources for your VO2 max, boost your speed & look like the bada$$ you are in these performance sunglasses with blue gradient lenses. Maximum performance. Maximum output. STAY TURBO!!!
    $13.50
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  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon
    Ready the Confetti Cannon
    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
    $13.50
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  • Last to Leave the Dance FloorLast to Leave the Dance Floor
    Last to Leave the Dance Floor
    Dusty blue Fly Gs with blue gradient lenses built for all-night moves and zero slip. Oversized, bold, and ready to outlast the party, these flat-top stunners keep the vibe alive from first beat to last call. Dance hard, shine bright, and never be the...
    $10.50
    $35.00
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  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg
    Kidnapped by a Cyborg
    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
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  • Colossal Squid ConfessionsColossal Squid Confessions
    Colossal Squid Confessions
    Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're...
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  • Incognito Plant ParentIncognito Plant Parent
    Incognito Plant Parent
    Are plants the new children? If you've ever swaddled a potted plant in a blankie & given it a baby bottle of liquid plant food, you might be an incognito plant parent. Keep it on the DL in these sage-green Circle G sunnies w/...
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • In My Periwinkle PrimeIn My Periwinkle Prime
    In My Periwinkle Prime
    We don't care how old you are or what your skill level is. Being in your prime is a mindset. So go hard, or go home. These periwinkle wrap-around shades with teal reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you crush it on the...
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  • Shadowboxing My DemonsShadowboxing My Demons
    Shadowboxing My Demons
    What's that noise? Your demons talking sh*t...again. What are you going to do about it?! Shadowbox 'em for a full 12 rounds!!! In these performance sunglasses with blue reflective lenses, you'll look like a TKO as your demons turn tail back to where they...
    $13.50
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  • That New Asphalt SmellThat New Asphalt Smell
    That New Asphalt Smell
    Ahhh, nothing beats the nostalgic smell of new asphalt. No? Just us? Well THIS is awkward...whether you enjoy or hate the smell, you’ll LOVE these: the perfect half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame with a fully adjustable nose piece and black gradient lenses.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Deja Vu DaydreamDeja Vu Daydream
    Deja Vu Daydream
    Do you ever get that strange feeling that you've been here before?! Don't worry. It's probably just a glitch in the matrix. We swear you've never seen these dark blue square aviators with purple gradient lenses & vintage flair before. (Or have you?)
    $9.00
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    $9.00
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Born for the Highlight ReelBorn for the Highlight Reel
    Born for the Highlight Reel
    You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Buoys Don't CryBuoys Don't Cry
    Buoys Don't Cry
    Floating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Aqua Shock ProtocolAqua Shock Protocol
    Aqua Shock Protocol
    The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
    $13.50
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    $13.50
  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout
    Bunny Slope Dropout
    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • The Catwalk's MeowThe Catwalk's Meow
    The Catwalk's Meow
    ME-OW!!! Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents. WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy.
    $12.00
    $40.00
    $12.00
  • Flamingo CoutureFlamingo Couture
    Flamingo Couture
    Every day should feel like you're part of Flamingo Fashion Week! Flaunt your flamboyant style in these juicy, translucent pink cat-eye sunglasses with teal reflective lenses and chrome accents. You'll be declared a fashion icon before you know it.
    $12.00
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    $12.00
  • Gold Digging with SasquatchGold Digging with Sasquatch
    Gold Digging with Sasquatch
    Imagine our chagrin when we showed up to Sasquatch's gold-digging party totally dolled and gussied, thinking we were going hunting for rich benefactors, only to find out he meant literally digging for gold. (Now that we think about it, it did seem kind of...
    $12.00
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    $12.00

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