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Gemini JadeCan’t pick one mood? Neither can these dual-injected cat-eyes. Featuring dark green frames with a translucent green layer and brown lenses, they’re charming, fun, and a little unpredictable. They’re perfect for the twin personalities in all of us!
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$40.00- $12.00
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Made of Dark MatterAn invisible & hypothetical form of matter?! Not in these shades! With black frames, nonreflective lenses & a classic square silhouette, inexplicable gravitational effects will be more than "implied." You'll be utterly irresistible...like gravity.
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Zoomies in BlushLook ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Sand in Every CreviceGolden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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Stealth Mode SupremeThese sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
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Cashmere Corporate CamoCashmere Corporate Camo delivers bold, elevated style in our Grand G frame. Rich brown frames with brown gray gradient lenses give instant power move energy. Big, modern, no slip, no bounce, all swagger. Sharp enough for boardrooms, cool enough for everywhere else, and dramatic...
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$35.00- $10.50
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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
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$40.00- $12.00
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Dancing Through DimensionsMove through space and time in style with hot pink oval sunglasses featuring red lenses. Pair them with your dance moves and shift your reality into a pink-tinted mind-bend. If you feel your soul briefly leave your body during the cha-cha, that’s normal.
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$35.00- $10.50
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Casually Juggles BouldersCasually Juggles Boulders brings effortless, bold energy to translucent gray Grand Gs with black gradient lenses. Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look, these shades radiate strength and style without trying too hard. No slip, no bounce,...
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Emerald City TimeshareEmerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down your own yellow brick runway. No slip, no bounce, all...
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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$45.00- $13.50
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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Came Here to Be SeenCame Here to Be Seen, so we shall cause a scene!!! Sleek tortoiseshell rectangular sunglasses that thrive on attention. From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos, you stay front and center. (NPC who?!) Forget blending in. It was never you, anyway!
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$35.00- $10.50
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Sandy TanThere's nothing like feeling the sand beneath your toes, so our team of mad scientists got together to bring that feeling to your face...metaphorically! With amber reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunnies will inspire you to go full...
- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Karaoke Machine SoloYou don't need a crowd to have stage presence. All you need are these stylish oval tortoiseshell sunglasses, designed for all your life's fabulous performances. Won’t slip or bounce during those intense, hairbrush-gripping high notes or air-guitar solos.
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Blue LagoonThese Blue Lagoon officially licensed sunglasses dazzle and delight! With frames featuring breezy blue hues (say that three times fast), blue reflective lenses, and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these sunnies were made for lounging, floating, and picturing yourself living your best island life....
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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Keeping a High ProfileShow everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.
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Lost All Sense of TimeYou may have lost track of time, but don't lose track of your style. Stylish black rectangular sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce even as time races past. Time may be fleeting, but style like this is forever. Look like you’ve got it together,...
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