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Professional RespawnerWouldn't it be amazing if we could just respawn in real life?! These translucent black OG frames with pink reflective lenses will allow you to do that. NOT. But they do offer no-slip, no-bounce performance, plus full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Isn't that...
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Tentacle Tag ChampionTAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
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Best Dystopia EverIn a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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Side Scroll Eye RollIgnore impatient haters, bruh. Pop a token & play ON. These white OG frames with purple reflective lenses offer full UV400 protection & polarized lenses. Won't slip or bounce when a full-on brawl breaks out at the arcade because you refuse to give up.
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Do It for the Victory DanceThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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The Jungle Is My GymGreen shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
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Moonlight Charging StationWant to harness the power of the moon on your next run? Grab these light blue Mach Gs with purple gradient lenses, charge your tank with a burst of lunar energy, and get ready to blast off and outrun the stars.
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Voight-Kampff VisionSure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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Kitty Hawkers' Ray BlockersTeal aviator sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how you fulfill your need for speed. Bike, beast, and breakdance in style while protecting your peepers with polarized lenses with UV400 protection. All the high-performance active sunglasses features– sans the cringe.
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I'm Wearing Burgundy?These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
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It's Octopuses, Not OctopiPurple and green octopus sunglasses for landlocked deep-sea explorers who know the proper plural form of octopus: octopuses. No slip, no bounce frame stays in place even when you sweat, and UV400 protection keeps your eyes safe as you daydream of being under the...
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Swedish Meatball HangoverDo these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
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See You at the Party, Richter!Futuristic hot pink one-lens frames with purple reflective lenses won't slip or bounce while you battle the evil forces of Mars. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses protect you and reduce glare while you search for alien artifacts.
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Vanguard VisionaryTrendsetter. Innovator. Vanguard. Visionary. You've heard it all. *Sigh* We totally get it. We designed these swank tortoiseshell Vanguard Visionary Pop Gs with fashion icons like you in mind. Now go forth and slay.
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They Were Out of BlackThe age-old issue when you're too cool for school...they were out of black (but you wanted gray anyway). Round gray sunglasses in a round frame with gray reflective lenses, plus full UV400 protection in polarized lenses. Now you're smart AND hip.
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La Vie en VioletteCosplay the perfect Parisian summer getaway with these dreamy Circle Gs featuring light blue frames and gradient dark blue lenses, perfect for idyllic runs underneath a summer sunset. Why just 'la vie' when you can La Vie en Violette!!!
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Mauve Mood BoardCircle Gs get moody in a mauve translucent frame with rose gradient lenses. Perfect for dappled light conditions, such as trail runs & rides. Best used for manifesting your most stylish destiny. (No glue sticks or magazine cutouts necessary.)
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Cheesy Flight AttendantOrange you glad you found these flight attendant sunglasses?! Our Mach G aviator-style frames complement polarized reflective lenses for a look everyone will dig, especially cheesy flight attendants.
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Fade-er-ade ShadesSip some fade-er-ade before the first tee, throw on these yellow golf sunglasses and you're GUARANTEED to play the power fade like a pro. Classic round frames with pink polarized lenses...we can taste the fade-er-ade from beyond the back 9.
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Freshly Baked Man BunsThese orange round sunglasses are hotter than a tray of freshly baked man buns straight out of the oven. Polarized light blue round lenses with UV400 protection to keep your peepers safe while you soak up some sun. As the expression goes: sun’s out, man...
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