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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
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Came Here to Be SeenCame Here to Be Seen, so we shall cause a scene!!! Sleek tortoiseshell rectangular sunglasses that thrive on attention. From dancefloor debuts to sun-soaked chaos, you stay front and center. (NPC who?!) Forget blending in. It was never you, anyway!
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Sandy TanThere's nothing like feeling the sand beneath your toes, so our team of mad scientists got together to bring that feeling to your face...metaphorically! With amber reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunnies will inspire you to go full...
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Karaoke Machine SoloYou don't need a crowd to have stage presence. All you need are these stylish oval tortoiseshell sunglasses, designed for all your life's fabulous performances. Won’t slip or bounce during those intense, hairbrush-gripping high notes or air-guitar solos.
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Blue LagoonThese Blue Lagoon officially licensed sunglasses dazzle and delight! With frames featuring breezy blue hues (say that three times fast), blue reflective lenses, and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these sunnies were made for lounging, floating, and picturing yourself living your best island life....
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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Keeping a High ProfileShow everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.
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Lost All Sense of TimeYou may have lost track of time, but don't lose track of your style. Stylish black rectangular sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce even as time races past. Time may be fleeting, but style like this is forever. Look like you’ve got it together,...
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Entourage Sold SeparatelyPutting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately.
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Always Having a MomentMake every moment yours with sleek black oval sunglasses. Move effortlessly from victory laps and spontaneous adventures to those paparazzi moments (real or imagined). Style that will stay put, even when life doesn’t.
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Dueling Pool PartiesWhy choose one vibe when you can own both? These dusty blue translucent Avant Gs with blue gradient lenses bring timeless flair to any scene. No-slip, no-bounce, and perfect for cannonballs, cocktails, or chaos—whichever pool party you're crashing today.
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Coral ReefWe wish we could say these Coral Reef sunglasses were created in a vital, biodiverse underwater ecosystem, but our team can't breathe underwater...yet. With burnt orange reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunnies will have you wishin' you were...
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Full Sail FrenzySet sail for low-key luxury with these decadent navy and chrome Full Sail Frenzy Avant Gs. These stylish blue half-rim frames and chrome reflective lenses are always ready for an impromptu getaway whether you’re globetrotting or just going to the clubhouse.
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Positively CosmopolitanSlip into something effortlessly upscale with Positively Cosmopolitan Avant Gs. These sleek brown tortoiseshell half-rim frames and non-reflective brown polarized lenses serve up classic sophistication with a modern twist. Designed for all-day comfort, they won’t slip or bounce, whether you're teeing off, toasting to...
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Château de MaraschinoWelcome to Château de Maraschino, where bold style flows as freely as the top-shelf spirits. These striking orange half-rim frames and orange reflective lenses are a toast to indulgence—effortlessly cool, impossibly smooth, and just the right amount of over-the-top. Think vintage sports car energy...
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Mighty Master of the NetherworldThese limited-edition Skeletor-patterned sunnies featuring a skull won't help you unlock the secrets of Castle Grayskull, but they do glow in the dark, AND they won't slip or bounce while you battle it out for control of Eternia! Includes custom Masters of the Universe...
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Wild OrchidTake off your shoes, dig your toes into the dirt, and frolic through fragrant flowers! With purple pink reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed Wild Orchid sunnies are made for days spent outside where happy childhood memories run amok...
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Grim Reaper's Spring FlingGrim Reaper's Spring Fling brings timeless, otherworldly style to our bold, sleek Grand Gs. Perfect for bigger heads or oversized shades enthusiasts, these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting, raspy voice, “I could claim your soul, but I’d rather claim...
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Throws Shade, Catches CloutYour freshly earned reputation deserves sunglasses that live up to the hype. These sunnies, featuring translucent gray frames and fully polarized gradient lenses, were built to cut out all glare, even from those salty haters.
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