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Underwhelming Alien AbductionYou know what’s not underwhelming? These translucent dark teal VRGs with green gradient lenses. Don’t let a mediocre alien abduction ruin your vibe when you can rock shades that make you feel out of this world!!!
- $12.00
$40.00- $12.00
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Casually Juggles BouldersCasually Juggles Boulders brings effortless, bold energy to translucent gray Grand Gs with black gradient lenses. Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look, these shades radiate strength and style without trying too hard. No slip, no bounce,...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Emerald City TimeshareEmerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down your own yellow brick runway. No slip, no bounce, all...
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$35.00- $10.50
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Guacamole Face MaskTurn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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$45.00- $13.50
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Keeping a High ProfileShow everyone your personal style reigns supreme in these fashionable, oversized, dark purple flat-top sunglasses with deep purple gradient lenses. They're serving fabulous, and we're here for it.
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Entourage Sold SeparatelyPutting on these translucent hot pink frames with teal reflective lenses may result in delusions of grandeur. (Hey, WE'VE always thought you were a VIP. It's just that the rest of the world doesn't know it...YET.) Entourage sold separately.
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Grim Reaper's Spring FlingGrim Reaper's Spring Fling brings timeless, otherworldly style to our bold, sleek Grand Gs. Perfect for bigger heads or oversized shades enthusiasts, these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting, raspy voice, “I could claim your soul, but I’d rather claim...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Once in a Pink MoonOnce in a Pink Moon sunnies are a rare cosmic masterpiece, blending retro-futurist glam with hot pink translucent cat-eye frames and dazzling blue reflective lenses. Designed to never slip or bounce, they stay effortlessly in place whether you're sipping champagne under the stars or...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Moonbeam DaydreamSpace out with sunnies so stylish they’re out of this world. These chic Moonbeam Daydream Moon Gs are a retro-futuristic twist on angled cat-eye sunglasses. Bring your face to the final frontier of fashion and function with these no-slip, no-bounce translucent dark gray frames...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Certified Pet PsychicCertified Pet Psychic brings big, confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses. Whether you’ve got a bigger noggin or a major sense of style, these big, bold shades radiate effortless style. No slip, no bounce, all confidence. Perfect for...
- $10.50
$35.00- $10.50
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Electric Zen MachineTeal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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In My Cosmic EraExplore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...
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$35.00- $10.50
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All Shrimp CleanseThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Roller Rink RoyaltyWho cares if you're an amateur skater?! Own the rink and rule the floor with these suave light blue Retro Gs, featuring dazzling reflective lenses. Won’t slip or bounce when gliding through life like royalty, whether it's on your feet or your a$$.
- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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Lolo’s Lunar NuptialsSettle for global icon status? Not when there’s a whole solar system of style to explore. Moon Gs are chic, angled cat eye sunglasses with a retro-futuristic twist. These Lolo's Lunar Nuptials shades have a translucent, no-slip, no-bounce frame in a versatile soft cream...
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$35.00- $10.50
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Country Club CrasherYour 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
- $13.50
$45.00- $13.50
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Pool Noodle Battle HeroFloat like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of mourning them like a lost pet goldfish. Go ahead! Try...
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$45.00- $13.50
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
- $9.00
$30.00- $9.00
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