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Buoys Don't CryFloating Tidal G sunglasses built for wave chasers and beach bums alike. These black frames with blue reflective water-repellent lenses scream, “I look hot AND I know how to tie a kayak down.” Plus, they refuse to sink, so there's no need to cry...
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Aqua Shock ProtocolThe only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
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My Sweat Has an Octane RatingWhen you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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Too Lit To QuitIn these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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Carl Is My Co-PilotCarl will be your co-pilot in these pink and teal sunglasses fit for a flamingo. Our Mach G aviator shades are no slip, no bounce, offer full UV400 protection, and will have you feeling the need...the need...for SPEED!!!
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Call Me Tarmac DaddySuit up, fly high, and Call Me Tarmac Daddy in these black and orange sunglasses to rule the skies. Our over-the-top aviator style frames will have heads turning, and the refreshed colorway will keep you looking sharp, plus polarized UV400 lenses give ultimate sun...
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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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Purple's Midlife CrisisFrom buying sports cars to experimenting with new hairstyles, the quest for rediscovery has never looked better. Purple’s not just midlife-ing—it's midlife-thriving with these translucent pink Mach Gs featuring rose gradient lenses, and you can, too!
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Captain Blunt's Red-EyeThese red aviator sunglasses are named after Captain Blunt, a real pilot who happens to be our co-founder’s dad. That’s the only reference these no slip red frames and polarized red reflective lenses are making. Great for biking, running, golfing, and eating olympic quantities...
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Toasted Marshmallow MagicIs there anything yummier than a warm, gooey, toasted marshmallow?! Yes: these beige OG sunnies with orange-gold gradient ocean lenses. We toasted them to indulgent, stylish perfection without charring them to a blackened crisp. They're *chef's kiss*
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Zombie Skin Care RoutineZombie influencer on Insta: "I've been getting a lot of questions about my skincare routine." (Literally NO one asked.) We all know your filthy secret is a steady diet of brains. These gray OGs with black gradient lenses will match your complexion.
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The Future is VoidFear the future? Face it head-on with these futuristic sunglasses. These polarized single-lens black shades have a sleek timeless style that future-you won’t shut TF about. As an added bonus, the frames won’t slip or bounce when you sweat, and the lenses offer UV400...
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Tentacle Tag ChampionTAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
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Best Dystopia EverIn a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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Do It for the Victory DanceThese black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
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The Jungle Is My GymGreen shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & amber gradient lenses shield you from light above while giving you better visibility of your feet. Won't slip or bounce while you deadlift fallen palm trees or wrassle a gorilla for the last coconut water.
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Moonlight Charging StationWant to harness the power of the moon on your next run? Grab these light blue Mach Gs with purple gradient lenses, charge your tank with a burst of lunar energy, and get ready to blast off and outrun the stars.
- $12.00
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Voight-Kampff VisionSure, these polarized gray and red single-lens futuristic sunglasses won’t slip when you sweat or bounce when you move, and the polarized lenses have UV400 protection– but they definitely won’t help you pass a Voight-Kampff test, so don’t ask. (Be cool, the evil robots...
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