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Influencers Pay DoubleRound pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.
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Hellhound HallucinationsWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
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Add the Chrome PackageThese black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
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Beelzebub's Bourbon BurpeesBourbon sunglasses?! What will they think of next? This BFG pair is made for bigger noggins and boasts polarized mirrored lenses with full UV400 protection so you can work out in the sun like the BEAST you are.
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Mick And Keith's Midnight RambleThese black and blue sunglasses offer the best of both worlds: sleek black frames with a pop of color. A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing, making them ideal for running, golfing, frolfing, cartwheeling, and other sweaty activities. The ultimate duo: business in...
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Purple's Midlife CrisisFrom buying sports cars to experimenting with new hairstyles, the quest for rediscovery has never looked better. Purple’s not just midlife-ing—it's midlife-thriving with these translucent pink Mach Gs featuring rose gradient lenses, and you can, too!
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Nessy's Midnight OrgyThese legendary teal polarized sunglasses with UV400 protection were inspired by the epic… um, “parties” hosted by the queen of lake monsters herself. No slip, no bounce frames are perfect for sweaty activities of all kind– running, beasting, golfing, biking, and making waves.
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Bosley's Basset Hound DreamsTortoiseshell sunglasses? More like houndshell shades. These sunnies were named in honor of Bosley, king of the basset hounds. So every time you wear these no slip, no bounce brown frames with non-reflective polarized brown lenses, you’ll be in the presence of royalty.
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