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Influencers Pay DoubleInfluencers Pay Double
Influencers Pay Double
Round pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.
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$9.00
Hellhound HallucinationsHellhound Hallucinations
Hellhound Hallucinations
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
$12.00
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$12.00
Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package
Add the Chrome Package
These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
$12.00
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$12.00

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  • Silver-Tongued Trash TalkSilver-Tongued Trash Talk
    Silver-Tongued Trash Talk
    Words cut deep, but Silver-Tongued Trash Talk cuts deeper. With chrome reflective lenses, you'll reflect all trash talk right back at your haters as you sharpen your competitive claws & spit fire the devil would envy, fearing you & the ultimate indicator of poor...
    $13.50
    $45.00
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  • Midnight Sprint SocietyMidnight Sprint Society
    Midnight Sprint Society
    When the clock strikes twelve, you'll hear them. On rural backroads. On silent city streets. On tree-filled trails. You'll doubt you heard anything...until they're upon you, seducing you to join their ranks. In these shades with blue gradient lenses, you're now part of the...
    $13.50
    $45.00
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  • Panther's Power HourPanther's Power Hour
    Panther's Power Hour
    Pounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage
    Cue Slow-Mo Montage
    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink
    Human Energy Drink
    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Zoomies in BlushZoomies in Blush
    Zoomies in Blush
    Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-eye Cheetah G frames w/ pink champagne reflective lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Sand in Every CreviceSand in Every Crevice
    Sand in Every Crevice
    Golden hour, the sleek puma emerges from prowling the dunes, & wildly brushes the sand from every crevice in the beach parking lot. Wait, no. That's just a person giving fashionable feline vibes in translucent brown cat-eye Cheetah Gs w/ brown gradient lenses.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps
    Lives Life in All-Caps
    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Stealth Mode SupremeStealth Mode Supreme
    Stealth Mode Supreme
    These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under your fellow shoppers like a savage jungle predator.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask
    Guacamole Face Mask
    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil
    Speak of the Daredevil
    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • All Shrimp CleanseAll Shrimp Cleanse
    All Shrimp Cleanse
    These translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Country Club CrasherCountry Club Crasher
    Country Club Crasher
    Your 'Members Only' sign won’t keep us out!!! Throw on these brown tortoiseshell sunglasses and disrupt in style. With a half-rim, dual-lens wrap frame and a fully adjustable nose piece, you’ll stay secure as the high-speed golf cart chase ensues.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cleared for TakeoffCleared for Takeoff
    Cleared for Takeoff
    Take flight with these clear, translucent wrap-around shades with black non-reflective lenses. These all-star beasties offer high-performance on the track, the field, and the court thanks to their no slip, no bounce properties & aerodynamic frame.
    $10.50
    $35.00
    $10.50
  • Slightly Overcooked LegendSlightly Overcooked Legend
    Slightly Overcooked Legend
    Put a fork in 'em 'cause they're DONE!!! Overcooked? More like underestimated...but that ends today. Break that fork & break through others' expectations in these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses. Keep cookin' & give your haters a taste of excellence. Yes, Chef!!!
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Lawn Mower Drag RaceLawn Mower Drag Race
    Lawn Mower Drag Race
    Rev up your lawnmower engines and let the turf wars begin!!! These solid green sunglasses feature a fully adjustable nose piece and rose gradient lenses so you can show your neighbors how fast, furious, and ready you are to mow their grass.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

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