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Influencers Pay DoubleInfluencers Pay Double
Influencers Pay Double
Round pink sunglasses with mirrored reflective polarized lenses so stylish you’ll actually want to pay double. Whether you’re rollerskating, running, or golfing, these fashionable bubblegum pink sunglasses have you covered with a no slip, no bounce frame & UV400 protection.
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$9.00
Hellhound HallucinationsHellhound Hallucinations
Hellhound Hallucinations
What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen...
$12.00
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$12.00
Add the Chrome PackageAdd the Chrome Package
Add the Chrome Package
These black and silver sunglasses are all about the upgrades. Polarized reflective silver lenses with UV400 protection? Yup. No slip, no bounce aviator frames for style and comfort? You bet. Upgrade your face to lavish, indulgent luxury. (Lavish indulgent luxury sold separately.)
$12.00
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$12.00

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  • Carnaval Hangover in São PauloCarnaval Hangover in São Paulo
    Carnaval Hangover in São Paulo
    Throw up your Brazilian flag, and let's lock in for Carnaval!!! São Paulo pulses with movement, music, and chaos. We bottled it up and pumped it all into these limited-edition shades. Light green reflective lenses. Yellow Bolt G frames with an adjustable nose piece....
    $15.00
    $50.00
    $15.00
  • Today's Special: My DustToday's Special: My Dust
    Today's Special: My Dust
    Stylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Cue Slow-Mo MontageCue Slow-Mo Montage
    Cue Slow-Mo Montage
    The fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • When the World BlursWhen the World Blurs
    When the World Blurs
    Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Human Energy DrinkHuman Energy Drink
    Human Energy Drink
    All powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Lives Life in All-CapsLives Life in All-Caps
    Lives Life in All-Caps
    WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Ask Me About My Escape PlanAsk Me About My Escape Plan
    Ask Me About My Escape Plan
    Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Guacamole Face MaskGuacamole Face Mask
    Guacamole Face Mask
    Turn heads in these chartreuse Astro Gs with a rose gradient lens. These no-slip, no-bounce shield sunglasses are perfect for crushing workouts, weekend adventures, or looking like a snack anytime of day.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Speak of the DaredevilSpeak of the Daredevil
    Speak of the Daredevil
    If you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Electric Zen MachineElectric Zen Machine
    Electric Zen Machine
    Teal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Ready the Confetti CannonReady the Confetti Cannon
    Ready the Confetti Cannon
    ALL occasions are worthy of a confetti cannon. Runner's toe finally healed? Bring on the cannon! Struck out at the big game? Cannon. These hot pink semi-rimless shield sunglasses w/ teal reflective lenses know how to bring the confetti cannon vibes.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Kidnapped by a CyborgKidnapped by a Cyborg
    Kidnapped by a Cyborg
    Semi-rimless, blue shield frames. Polarized gradient lenses reduce glare from the sun shining on your kidnapper's metallic exoskeleton. Won't slip or bounce while you desperately try to escape your cyborg captors. (P.S. Resistance is futile.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Dante's Shin Splint InfernoDante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Dante's Shin Splint Inferno
    Residents of Dante's fiery inferno are doomed to suffer shin splints that burn like hell for all eternity. Don't worry, though. These red shield, half-rim frames w/ rose reflective lenses won't slip or bounce no matter how schweddy it is there.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Born for the Highlight ReelBorn for the Highlight Reel
    Born for the Highlight Reel
    You're a natural, a prodigy, a force to be reckoned with. Others may imitate you, but you could never be duplicated. You were Born For The Highlight Reel!!! And in these performance sunglasses with purple reflective lenses, it's only a matter of time before...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Aqua Shock ProtocolAqua Shock Protocol
    Aqua Shock Protocol
    The only thing shocking is that others still doubt you, so add another tally to your 'Win' column as you eliminate your competition with Aqua Shock Protocol. In these performance sunglasses with green reflective lenses, you'll keep stunning your haters as your "L" column...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • My Sweat Has an Octane RatingMy Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    My Sweat Has an Octane Rating
    When you're SO hardcore, your sweat has an octane rating. Rock these black shield sunglasses w/ black gradient lenses & intimidate everyone w/ your flammable gym routine. (PSA: Please don't work out near an open flame. Extinguisher not included.)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Bunny Slope DropoutBunny Slope Dropout
    Bunny Slope Dropout
    Whether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
    $22.50
    $75.00
    $22.50
  • Too Lit To QuitToo Lit To Quit
    Too Lit To Quit
    In these performance sunglasses with orange reflective lenses, let the world know that you always finish what you start. That's right!!! You're a certified finisher, the complete A-to-Z package, and though your haters may fear you, what they fear most is knowing you're Too...
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Tentacle Tag ChampionTentacle Tag Champion
    Tentacle Tag Champion
    TAG, you're IT in these purple shield sunglasses w/ half-rim frames & light pink reflective lenses. Channel your inner cephalopod's athletic abilities in these baddies. (Get real, does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag?)
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50
  • Do It for the Victory DanceDo It for the Victory Dance
    Do It for the Victory Dance
    These black shield sunglasses with half-rim frames and burnt orange reflective lenses won't slip or bounce when you spike the ball and promptly follow that up with a legendary victory dance in the endzone that can only be described as a twerkout.
    $13.50
    $45.00
    $13.50

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